thekatitube:

DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY

Or if you’re not careful they’ll drool on you…

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tropicalifornication:

*goes out of room*

*grabs food*

*goes back in the room*

*repeats the next day*

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I can’t wake up or get out of my own way today, what the ef

crescendowls:

I’m listening. 

crescendowls:

I’m listening. 

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parkingstrange:

deadlyforks:

How does he do it

the curious case of chris pratt.

parkingstrange:

deadlyforks:

How does he do it

the curious case of chris pratt.

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When life is sweet, say thank you and celebrate. And when life is bitter, say thank you and grow.
— Shauna Niequist, Bittersweet  (via tennys0n)
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a-random-mod:

Guardians of the galaxy was so good.

THANK GOD I WASN’T THE ONLY ONE THAT COMPARED DRAX TO KRATOS!

a-random-mod:

Guardians of the galaxy was so good.

THANK GOD I WASN’T THE ONLY ONE THAT COMPARED DRAX TO KRATOS!

2srooky:

One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.

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